Go out with a bang at SEX PARTY 2012!

Sex Party 2012 may or may not be held at the STAPLES Center
There will be CAKE at Sex Party 2012
Lady GaGa may or may not be HELD at Sex Party 2012
Sex Party 2012 will be the BEST PARTY EVER
Sex Party 2012 will be the LAST PARTY EVER

Sex Party 2012 is open to EVERYONE EXCEPT THE SWISS
The Sex Party 2012 VIP LOUNGE is for MK-CULTRA MEMBERS ONLY
Sex Party 2012 will feature 5 MASSIVE WATER SLIDES and a 23 HOLE MINIATURE GOLF COURSE
Admission to Sex Party 2012 is FREE
MOIST towelettes will be available in the Sex Party 2012 lobby

MK-CULTRA MEMBERS will receive a LUBRICANT GIFT Basket at Sex Party 2012
Non-Slip FOOTWARE is recommended for Sex Party 2012
The DRESS CODE for Sex Party 2012 is business causal - Just kidding - There is no dress CODE at Sex Party 2012
There will be plenty of FREE PARKING ARKING at Sex Party 2012
Sex Party 2012 is for AGES 18 and up - to let's say 40ish

Sex Party 2012 may or may not be sponsored by RED Lobster
Sex Party 2012 will be filmed before a LIVE studio audience
Sex Party 2012 is RECOMMENDED by 9 out of 10 dentists
For a PREVIEW of Sex Party 2012 consult your PINEAL GLAND
Sex Party 2012 may or may not be sponsored by AX BODY and PAM COOKING SPRAYS

Sex Party 2012 may or may not be endorsed by the American MEDICAL Association
Sex Party 2012 is what EVERYONE is talking about
Do not HATE Sex Party 2012 because Sex Party 2012 is BEAUTIFUL
Sex Party 2012 will be a CABBAGE FREE ZONE
Sex Party 2012 is not concerned with your OPINION about Sex Party 2012

Do not eat the HAM SALAD at Sex Party 2012
SEX PARTY 2012
Jon Stewart may or may not HOST Sex Party 2012
CORN will not be allowed at Sex Party 2012 for obvious reasons
Obvious REASONS will be available at the Sex Party 2012 WILL CALL

Sponge Bob SQUARE Pants may or may not be the mascot for Sex Party 2012
Sex Party 2012 T-shirts will be available in the GIFT SHOPPE
MEDIA inquiries about Sex Party 2012 are available from the MEDIA
Sex Party 2012 may or may not feature IKEA's new FNORDKINFLORGIN Sex Swing
Sex Party 2012 is THAT KIND OF PARTY

Due to the BP OIL SPILL the Sex Party 2012 Oyster Bar has been canceled. Hey Tony Hayward, fuck your mother.
SEX Party 2012 backwards is 2102 ytraP XES
Sex Party 2012 is asking for VOLUNTEERS for the mop and hose crew - Anyone?
The Sex Party 2012 LASER Light Spectacular will start at 11pm on DAY THREE
TIGER Woods may or may NOT throw out the FIRST PITCH at Sex Party 2012

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