LIBERTAS AB CHAO

»ARTICLE V HAS BEEN INVOKED!«

MK-CULTRA Will Be Fully OPERATIONAL somewhere between sometime soon and sometime not as soon (estimate). We've been really busy with stuff. Then, there's the SWISS always fucking with our shit. You know?

MK-CULTRA is there for you.

Thanks you all for your interest and kind words!

MK-CULTRA is your friend.

The response has been overwhelming. Even though MK-CULTRA.org will not fully launch until between somewhere between sometime soon and sometime not as soon (estimate), we are already receiving 40000000-50000000 unique visitors per month, which is a lot, especially since there's not really anything here except some pictures of Lady Gaga's cock.

We would also like to thank the various media outlets that have shown interest. We are not giving interviews at this time. After launch we will be happy to provide you with full press kits and avail ourselves for questions and coke fueled orgies.

MK-CULTRA gets you.

UPON LAUNCH:

MK-CULTRA STUDIOS will offer free original as well as pirated entertainment (propaganda) to all our friends on the interwebs.

MK-CULTRA likes what you've done with your hair.

MK-CULTRA BLACK OPS will begin infiltrating key government agencies, especially the irs. (government subsidies! woot! woot!)

MK-CULTRA doesn't judge you.

MK-CULTRA GIFT SHOPPE will offer fnords, fnords, and various official MK-CULTRA trinkets that you cannot live without.

MK-CULTRA loves you way more than your parents ever did.

MK-CULTRA THINK TANK will officially begin thinking about things, big things. You can help. If you've ever thought about thinking, you can start now! Join the MK-CULTRA THINK TANK and enjoy the underserved respect a think tank membership can provide. You're not a raving lunitic. You're a THINK TANK member!

MK-CULTRA doesn't think you're stupid like everyone else does.

MK-CULTRA WERDS will provide an open forum for MK-CULTRA members to interact with the igorant unwashed masses. We love you but you just don't have the MK-CULTRA secret wisdom nor the ultra hip apathy that secret wisdom brings.

MK-CULTRA understands you.

MK-CULTRA SPACE AGENCY will begin implementation of OPERATION X O (formally known as the X O OPERATION). UPDATE: It turns out we really don't have to do much, so more time to party.

MK-CULTRA is fine with all of that masturbation you do.

MK-CULTRA SECURITY FORCES will begin securing lucrative government contracts in Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, and wherever this wacky war on terror allows us to bilk American taxpayers for billions of dollars while enjoying lavish parties and exotic hookers.

MK-CULTRA carried you home that time you fell out of a tree and broke your leg when you were a kid.

MK-CULTRA DOJO is now taking applications for ninjas, mma masters, and cpas.

MK-CULTRA would never fuck you over like you know who.

MK-CULTRA members please refer to your NEWSLETTER for important updates and money saving coupons.

MK-CULTRA is made of chocolate.

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LIBERTAS AB CHAO

»ARTICLE V HAS BEEN INVOKED!«

UPON LAUNCH: