LIBERTAS AB CHAO

»ARTICLE V HAS BEEN INVOKED!«

MK-CULTRA Will Be Fully OPERATIONAL somewhere between sometime soon and sometime not as soon (estimate). We've been really busy with stuff. Then, there's the SWISS always fucking with our shit. You know?

MK-CULTRA loves you.

Thanks you all for your interest and kind words!

MK-CULTRA is your friend.

The response has been overwhelming. Even though MK-CULTRA.org will not fully launch until between somewhere between sometime soon and sometime not as soon (estimate), we are already receiving 400000-500000 unique visitors per month, which is a lot, especially since there's not really anything here except some nude pictures of Lady Gaga that clearly show she has a penis, a vagina, and tail.

We would also like to thank the various media outlets that have shown interest. We are not giving interviews at this time. After launch we will be happy to provide you with full press kits and avail ourselves for questions and coke fueled orgies.

MK-CULTRA is your friend.

UPON LAUNCH:

MK-CULTRA STUDIOS will offer free original as well as pirated entertainment (propaganda) to all our friends on the interwebs.

MK-CULTRA is your friend.

MK-CULTRA BLACK OPS will begin infiltrating key government agencies, especially the irs. (government subsidies! woot! woot!)

MK-CULTRA gets you.

MK-CULTRA GIFT SHOPPE will offer fnords, fnords, and various official MK-CULTRA trinkets that you cannot live without.

MK-CULTRA loves you.

MK-CULTRA THINK TANK will officially begin thinking about things, big things.

MK-CULTRA is your friend.

MK-CULTRA WERDS will offer disinformation and misinformation as well as MK-CULTRA's highly experimental PISSINFORMATION. (patent pending)

MK-CULTRA understands you.

MK-CULTRA SPACE AGENCY will begin implementation of OPERATION X O. (formally known as the X O OPERATION)

MK-CULTRA protects you.

MK-CULTRA SECURITY FORCES will begin securing lucrative government contracts in Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, and wherever this wacky war on terror allows us to bilk American taxpayers for billions of dollars while enjoying lavish parties and exotic hookers.

MK-CULTRA loves you.

MK-CULTRA DOJO is now taking applications for ninjas, mma masters, and cpas.

MK-CULTRA is your friend.

MK-CULTRA members please refer to your NEWSLETTER for important updates and money saving coupons.

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LIBERTAS AB CHAO

»ARTICLE V HAS BEEN INVOKED!«

UPON LAUNCH:

email: 5(at)MK-CULTRA.ORG